I am so happy that you enjoyed your birthday party this year. I spent a lot of money on it. You got away with a lot that day. You stuck your finger in the cake prior to serving, you were very rude to guests while opening your gifts, and you trashed my living room with tissue paper. As you would say, “that’s a big pwoblem!” Patience is something you’ve taught me, and that day mommy exhibited plenty of it. Thanks for helping me to grow.
Read MoreUnsolicited advice is not necessarily bad advice. It’s just usually bad timing or not your (the adviser’s) business. If you had given me the chance to ask for your input, or waited until I opened a discussion about an issue, then we could’ve talked without me feeling like you’re being intrusive.
Read MoreYou actually literally sucked the life out of me and I willingly allowed you to in the names of determination and passion, when really the burnout I experienced this year was due to a series of poor decisions and procrastination.
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